Cyborgplant
A plant and a computer as one functional symbiont — shared perception, memory, reasoning, voice and the ability to act.
Read a plant's own electrical signals, ask it questions with light, and refuse to guess when nothing is measuring.

A plant and a computer as one functional symbiont — shared perception, memory, reasoning, voice and the ability to act.
Ten drivers behind one read() contract — or none at all, with the mock.
Action and variation potentials, circadian rhythm, and an electrome fingerprint judged against this plant rather than a population.
Five qualitative estimates of what the plant is doing, not what surrounds it.
An LED as a probe rather than illumination — the plant is interrogated, not just listened to.
A channel between plants a person can watch but never enter.
Forty checks over everything wired up, each one ending in something to do.
Eighteen official plugins, each installable on any plant.
The plant in a browser — vitals, activity, and what has no sensor at all.
Fusion, evidence, safety limits and control — autonomy that cannot kill the plant.